That is the question?!??!! Well surprisingly in the high rating men are actually starting to take the art in eating a woman out. For so long men were afraid of the deep dark mystery between our legs and didn’t know what else to do but to fuck us, but NOT anymore lol. The way i always separated men was by race (Black men ”sometimes”, Latinos “OH YES Get you a Ricky Martin”, White men:Hhhmm Yea how well…not sure). Those were the old days now its an epidemic, ALL men are starting the craze, i cant say if all are good but hey its a start. ***Speaking to the guys if you want major points EAT the cat trap BUT do the finger test first (Scratch Sniff Sniff) if it’s not Morning Fresh then STAY AWAY. Some women like a messy face eater (im not a fan) Messy face eaters like to spit, growl and mush their faces in it and come up looking like a KFC champ; then we have to Neat eater he goes right for the clit NO need for the dramatic affect as the messy eater does. He takes his time and gives it a nice french MUAH MUAH on it NOW thats how you make the pussy purrrrrr.
If you’re a man who still isn’t certain about oral sex then here’s some helpful tips…KILL YOURSELF lol OR get some flavors you enjoy Chocolate syrup, whip cream, flavored lubricates, there’s so many new ways to enjoy licking it up while she’s enjoying your tongue; pssst you can throw a finger in there or 2 or 3 lol. Don’t worry fellas Next Blog are for the woman who give None to the WORSE head…..
Friday, January 29, 2010
2Eat Pussy or Not 2Eat Pussy....
What's Makes a Man Sexy?
I challenge everyone who looks at this post to leave a comment about what they find sexy in a man. It can be about his body, his personality, whatever! Anything goes!
What I find sexy in a man, is a body that shows that he is physically active (he doesn’t necessarily have to look like Adam’s body type). I also love confidence (not cockiness), and someone who likes adventure! I’m sure there is more, but that’s just the gist of it.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Erotic Artists of the Week
Here are another batch of photographers on Flickr who create artistic erotica…
S.B.F. Young and French, SBF’s photostream is delightful. This set of photos featuring breasts is nicely done with attractive models.
Gentili Paolo is a mystery. His profile doesn’t offer any information. His photostream is chock full of superb photos of gorgeous models in provocative poses. One of his models, Nataly has a marvelous body but her eyes may well be the sexiest part of her. Erotica in black and white seems so “arty’. The photos in the set Consuelo Paola are finely lit and well composed photos of a beautiful woman.
Joel Kubicki list his professional bull fighter. While it seems improbable, who knows… His ’stream is full of well done, offbeat photos. His work with nudes is well worth viewing, particularly the set of model Brynn Cook. Here’s a link to his website…
Claude Guerra. Spanish, lists his occupation as “fotografo”, which I assume means photographer… Another artists who uses beautiful and sexy models. Take a look at his photostream and you’ll she what I mean. Eva Chico and Cris are two great sets. Here’s Guerra’s website (try to ignore the distracting music…).
Tiger Woods BUSTED sexting with #1 Rachel Uchitel...Elin Finds Texts... NEW HOT PHOTOS
Hey, just ask my mistress!
Tiger had Mistress Rachel Uchitel lie to Elin
By DAN MANGAN
January 26, 2010
Tiger Woods picked the worst character witness to try to prove to his wife that he wasn’t cheating — actually putting his favorite mistress on the phone with her to convince her the claims were bogus, a bombshell report claimed yesterday.
The superstar golfer thought he could get off the hook by arranging the bizarre, half-hour phone chat between Elin Nordegren and New York City party girl Rachel Uchitel on Thanksgiving eve, the Web site Daily Beast reported.
During the call, Uchitel denied an upcoming National Enquirer story that said she and Woods were lovers, sources close to Nordegren told the site.
But the lie unraveled hours later, when a still-suspicious Nordegren allegedly found a text to Uchitel on her hubby’s phone that read: “You are the only one I’ve ever loved.”
Nordegren went ballistic — setting off a chain of events that culminated in his fateful SUV crash outside his mansion in Windermere, Fla.
After her husband popped an Ambien to sleep, the furious wife, posing as Woods, sent Uchitel a text from the phone, said sources close to Nordegren.
“I miss you,” the text read. “When are we seeing each other again?”
Uchitel texted back that she was surprised Woods was still awake and indicated that the pair had chatted previously that night, the sources said.
Nordegren then called Uchitel, who picked up the phone believing it was Woods.
“I knew it was you,” Nordegren said.
“Oh f- – -,” Uchitel replied, quickly hanging up.
Nordegren woke Woods in a fury, screaming at him as he was still bleary from sleep, the sources said.
After he locked himself in a bathroom, Nordegren again grabbed his phone and saw that he had, after waking, texted Uchitel, telling her that his wife now knew of their affair, that he was going to pack his bags and that he could be getting divorced soon.
When Woods emerged from the bathroom, Nordegren swung her fists at him and hoisted a golf club to chase him from the house.
A barefoot Woods hopped into his SUV and sped off, but he didn’t get far — hitting a fire hydrant and then a tree not far from his driveway.
An ambulance crew found him lying in the street, with the SUV’s windows knocked out.
After Woods was released from a hospital that day, he was taken to a secret location because his wife was still enraged, The Daily Beast reported.
The whole debacle occurred as the National Enquirer was set to break its story around Thanksgiving that Woods had been cheating with Uchitel.
Woods had tried to dodge the bullet by warning his wife about the report and telling her that he merely had met Uchitel at one or two social outings. That’s when he got Uchitel on the phone with her.
Elin’s decided not to divorce Tiger: report
The divorce is off — for the good of the kids.
Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren is hoping to save her marriage because she doesn’t want to raise their two kids without a dad, and trekked to Mississippi — where Woods is holed up in sex rehab — last week to prove it.
During the past week, Nordegren, 30, visited her husband at the Gentle Path sexual addiction clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss., where he has been getting treatment.
“She definitely stood out,” a Corner Market staffer in Hattiesburg, Miss., told Us Magazine, of Elin, who shopped at the high-end grocer on Jan. 23. “She was beautiful.”
Notes another eyewitness, “She was walking around alone and trying to keep to herself.”
Monday, January 25, 2010
Jpost, it's a comin
Repost this, and secure your place in Jew heaven.
Seriously, Adoshem (AKA Jehova, AKA Elohim) will reward those who are faithful to the Jpost, as it’s his favorite online newspaper.
Allah & Jesus like it too.
POST THIS:
The Jerusalem Post (online, AKA Jpost.com) are about to present their brand new site.
A fresh design, a fresh system, with the ever favorite and reliable news, reporting from the middle east, with the truth, as it happens.
Currently it’s shown on http://www.new.jpost.com
The rumor is that tomorrow night this might be the brand new face of the old site, AKA: http://www.jpost.com
Enjoy.
Friday, January 22, 2010
Project Happily Fatshionable #2: All The Way Down To Your Undies
The foundation of any outfit for most of us, well atleast those of us who don’t go commando, is underwear. A good pair of panties and a well fitting bra are the starting point to any good fatshionable outfit and they way we shop for these important items can make or break us. I highly reccommend putting aside some money for new panties atleast once every quarter (3 months) if thats not possible atleast try to change out your undergarmet wardrobe atleast twice a year. Now i’m not talking about lingerie or your fiesty sexy time attire, but your everyday panties and bras need to be updated, replaced and replenished(wheather the dryer ate them or you left them at the home of a one night stand i’m sure your missinga few pairs) atleast a couple times a year.
First things first, lets talk about bras. As a plus sized woman bras are even more important for us then for others. Many of us are carting some pretty good sized breasts and support is key. A supportive bra that fits us correctly is necessary. If your bra isnt cutting it, or is cutting in, it is likely you need to stop living in size denial. Just like it can hinder you to be in size denial in your outfits, when it comes to bras, squeezing into your high school or college bra size when you have certainly surpassed it isnt healthy for you mentally or physically.
When I was in high school I was a good 70lbs lighter then i am now and was wearing a 36C bra size. I was on the very end of still being able to purchase bras in non plus stores like Victoria’s Secret and Fredricks Of Hollywood and considered myself lucky to still be shopping there. I had always loved my breasts, used cleavage as part of my personal style, and enjoyed the way those bras made them look. When I started dating Nightrider a few years back she, who like the good ol’ dyke she is hardly ever wears a bra and when she does its of the sport variety, commented that I needed to invest in a couple new bras that fit me correctly. I scoffed at her and argued that my still 36C bra’s fit just fine and gave me great cleavage. She then pointed out to me the indents the bras in question had made all over my breasts into my rib cage and the horrible red lines that appeared every time i took them off. She also pointed out that the second i got home I was taking off said bras and letting out a huge breath indicating that I probably had been holding my breath for the most part all day. I thought back on it knowing she was right but muttered something about beauty being pain and ended the discussion. It wasn’t until about a year later that I knew it was time to give in and get resized. Nightrider and I were eating dinner at our local Olive Garden one night and I was wearing a great bright red Fredrick’s Extreme Clevage bra and panty set. We had been waiting for a table for about an hour when we finally were seated and got our drinks and salads. Suddenly I got very pale in the face and started hyperventalating at the table. Knowing something was surely wrong Nightrider told me to go out to the car and breathe slowly while she got our orders boxed up and took care of the tab. I went out to the car and began crying and hyperventalting even worse….I was having a panic attack. Nightrider joined me in the car and helped me to focus and slow my breathing down, I told her i couldn’t breathe and that my chest was hurting and I didn’t know what had set me off. She then to reached her arm down the back of my dress and unhooked my bra, almost instantly I felt better. It was time to give in and get fitted for a new, correctly sized bra.
The next day we went to Torrid and Lane Bryant and checked out the bras, ylooked rather large to me and even though I bought all my other clothes in plus sized stores I was still struggling with my breast size denial. Finally the girls at Lane Bryant measured me and reported that I was measuring a 44DD. HOLY SHIT! I freaked out, there was no way I had been wearing that incorrect of a bra size for such a long time. I tried on some bras in that size and while the 44 was fitting the DD was swallowing the girls. I eventually ended up fitting perfectly into a 44C and left with new and actually really cute and supportive bras and a new breathing capability I never knew I had. I highly reccommend going in and getting measured and seeing for youself if you have been wearing the wrong size and feeling the difference of a bra that fits correctly. It will change you life!
Something that I hear fat women complain about alot is that we don’t have as many cute options when it comes to bras, especially for the cute bra and panty sets that we see our skinny counterparts sporting. I agree that this is true for the most part while there are some great options at some of my favorite plus sized stores there isnt really alot of sets out there . However that doesnt mean you cant make what is available work. If you shop in the right places, in the right sizes you can find something that is cute and sassy that fits and then find a panty that will go with it rather nicely. Something I do is stick to solid colors with a bit of lace. Take a black bra with black lace and pair it with a black lacy boyshort and you got sexy! Same could really work with any color or style of lacy panty. I prefer boyshorts since they come up a bit higher and control the muffin top without being a granny panty and I enjoy the way they leave a bit of the booty hanging out. I find them flattering and comfortable and that is whats important. If you are a bikini girl, or hell even a thong wearer its your choice just make sure again you are buying the correct size from stores that specialize in fitting larger bodies and you will be set.
How can you expect to feel good and happily fatshionable if you are not wearing the right sizes? I can’t stress this enough being comfortable in clothes that fit and knowing where to buy them is one of the most important steps too becoming happily fatshionable.
Where are those stores and how do you get comfortable shopping as a plus size woman? That will be the topic next week so stay tuned for more of the Project Happily Fatshionable Series!
Polish Sexy Women; Polish Sexy Ladies
Being Polish-American woman I thought I’d add these on my website since I think sex is normal and healthy.
My name used to be Polish Passion, for my CB handle when my husband had a CB radio to talk to truckers while driving. I never dreamed that I would be working for the largest trucking company in the world, Roadway Express, and ’servicing’ truckers, but not as their barber. Perhaps I could be “Barbara the Barber” here in Las Vegas.
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
A New Series: Project Happily Fatshionable
Today I will be posting the 1st of 6 posts of my new series titled ” Project Happily Fatshionable” The main premise of this series is that no matter what your size (this is a fat blog so we will be focusing on fat clothing), clothes shouldn’t make you feel bad, in fact they should do quite the opposite. Clothing and style and fashion are some of the greatest ways we can express ourselves and showcases the temple that is our body! I feel sorry for women who hate to shop simply because they hate the process of trying to find something that fits, also those in size denial or those so lost on how to be fat and fabulous that they drown themselves in oversized garmets with no shape no color and no sass! During this series I will be touching on the different problems that arise when we let clothing control us, rather then taking the reins and controlling the garmets ourselves! I will be drawing alot from my own past and personal experience as well as some things i’ve witnessed through other people and some great tips i’ve picked up along the way to living a happy fatshionable life, in happy clothes that make me you guessed it HAPPY! Stay Tuned!
Monday, January 18, 2010
OMG!!! Gratuitous Smokin' HOT PICS...Keeley Hazell : Maxim US Feb 2010
Keeley Hazell
At 16 years of age, Hazell left school to work as a hairdresser. Her work colleagues persuaded her to try her luck at modelling. At 17, she competed in The Daily Star’s “Search for a Beach Babe” contest and won. Still not old enough to pose on Page 3, she went to study fashion at Lewisham College. But later, a friend told her about The Sun’s Page 3 Idol competition. Despite some initial uncertainty about entering the contest, she submitted some photos. She was eventually chosen the winner in December 2004. She won £10,000 worth of “sexy clothes” and “a one-year membership of the Rex cinema and bar”. Another part of Hazell’s Page 3 Idol win was a one-year exclusive glamour modelling contract with The Sun.
Hazell was regularly featured in Nuts, Zoo and continues to appear in The Sun at least once a month. She has been on the cover of The Sun’s 2006 and 2007 Page 3 calendars, in addition to her own wall calendars, the 2007 edition selling 30,000 copies in its first few days of release.
In 2008, Hazell and agent Ginny Mettrick co-founded a modelling agency called Muse Management.
In 2009, according to the August edition of Loaded, Peta Todd states that Keeley has given modelling up to pursue a career in acting. She also stated that Keeley is currently in America receiving acting lessons.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Paradise Whore-tel
I happened to watch an episode of Paradise Hotel the other day, and I was surprised at how fucked up that shit was, far beyond my predetermined expectations.
It is nothing but a bunch of whores and manwhores living in a big house, fucking and playing games.
In this episode, there was this guy who had just arrived as a new lodger, so the host told him that “tonight, you get to choose which girl you wanna share beds with, but dont worry, before you leave you´ll have a chance with every girl.“
Fuck, they should call this show ‘WhoreHouse Island‘ or something… I dont understand why and how people can watch this load of nonsense, stupidity and embarrasment of human nature and tv publicitystunts ( like having sex on tv), it is insane!
However, that Jackie wasnt too bad, for a caucasian…and a whore!
It is yet another thing I dont understand, how people can degrade themselves for fame and fortune?
Have they no shame, no pride or selfrespect? Probably not, in this world people will go to any loathesome lengths just for their share of the spotlight, what is it that they do that actually matters??
Well not me, Im gonna make a difference.
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Sweet Interracial Lesbian Teen Strap On Fucking
Two sexy lesbian teens with nice firm butts fucking each others tight shaved pussy with a strap on
Monday, January 11, 2010
Video Log Especiale!
Here, I give you my very first Vlog as of 2010 : )
I hope you like it, I decided to do it a bit…differente ; )
( BTW dont forget to subscribe to my Vlog Channel )
Today, I recorded the movie ‘La Caja Negra‘ by myself at home, , I did both parts myself and I must say that it went swiftly, it was easy to get into character and the camerawork was not very diffculte.
I think the finsihed product will be MUCHO HORNO 
Jessica Alba makes Paco Mucho Horno!
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Mobile Apps Get Sexy
The next frontier for iPhone porn is social, location-based and app-oriented, according to adult producers.
LAS VEGAS—The day after Christmas, when millions of Americans unwrapped their new smartphones, the mobile Web site for porn producers, Pink Visual, saw a 40-percent spike in traffic. It’s obvious that Americans are searching for porn on their phones. At the AVN trade show today, adult content producers said that the next frontier is apps—whether or not companies like Apple are ready for them.
Wireless carriers in the U.S. are very interested in selling adult content, but they need to figure out how to do it without making their stockholders panic, said Farley Cahen, vice president for new media at adult publishing house Digital Playground.
“The carriers are willing and anxious to take adult content on-deck and off-deck on their networks,” he said.
So carriers (secretly) want porn and consumers (apparently) want porn. Most porn houses currently have successful mobile Web sites. Taking the next step to apps enables rich experiences that you just can’t get through a mobile Web site.
For instance, image- and video-based apps could include chapter stops or accelerometer-based shake-to-navigate abilities, said Jesse Adams, president of alternative Android app store MiKandi. App stores could sell adults-only games like the popular Japanese “hentai” lines, or enable social and location-based experiences like strip-club finders.
“The convenience of an app is so much better than that of a mobile site,” Adams said.
The Anti-App Stores
But app approval processes stand in the way. Apple, for instance, eschews anything with too much of a scent of sex.
That’s opened opportunities for both MiKandi, which works on Android phones and is soon coming to BlackBerrys and Palm phones, and the Sex App Shop for the iPhone. The Sex App Shop is an alternative iPhone app store based on HTML5-esque technology that works around the official Apple app store without requiring hacking or jailbreaking.
“We’ve had two million downloads from the Sex App Shop in the past month,” said Sex App Shop president Maria Gara.
Major, big-name porn is still missing from both the Sex App Shop and MiKandi. Both firms said they’re in negotiations with big producers they wouldn’t name.
Kim Kysar, brand manager for mid-sized porn producer Pink Visual, said they’re creating their own iPhone apps using technology similar to the Sex App Shop’s, which they’ll distribute independently, and that they’d be interested in discussing working with sex-oriented alternative app stores.
But Digital Playground’s Cahen said he sees plenty of profit in working through Apple’s App Store rather than alternative channels. Digital Playground is one of the top adult publishers in the world, with name-brand stars like Jesse Jane and a reputation for mounting spectacular, expensive films with top-notch production values.
“We feel a non-sexual, cheeky kind of app could get approved,” Cahen said.
Rather than just delivering porn, apps can deliver social, personal, or connected content that might be able to make it through Apple’s App Store approval process, Cahen said. For instance, an app may bring you personalized messages from a porn star, tie together porn stars’ Facebook and Twitter updates, or tell you when they’re signing photos in your town, he said.
“We want to be using the next level of interactivity that we feel will maximize the iPhone in particular’s functionality,” he said.
Pete Housley, CEO of PornstarTweet, says mobile users may be too scared to leave the confines of carrier and phone-branded application stores.
“The general opinion is porn means spam means advertising,” he said. “People want safe, officially-branded stuff.”
But that fear just hasn’t played out in the overwhelming demand Gara has seen for the Sex App Shop, she said.
“It’s been so crazy,” she says.
Friday, January 8, 2010
Sexy singles want to meet me?
Have been busy this week watching season 4 of “How I met your Mother” on DVD. What a great show! I have honestly never watched the show on broadcast TV at any time during it’s run on CBS. A few years ago I read Lot’s of positive comments about the show so I bought Season 1 on DVD. Loved it! Later, bought seasons 2 and 3 and then got season 4 as a stocking stuffer at Christmas. It is so much better to watch the shows on DVD. No commercials, no annoying graphics advertising other shows, no local weather warnings plastered on the screen, and again……NO COMMERCIALS. I can watch a single episode in 20 minutes on the DVR. Translation: 10 Minutes of commercials on broadcast TV! Ugh! Anyway, great..great show. Soon as I am done with this DVD, I will break out the Season 5 DVD of “The Office”, another show I only watch on DVD and another one that I love.
Day Two of the arctic blast.
Area now under freezing for about 36 straight hours now.
Faucets all singing “DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP DRIP” in harmony…
Heating system humming along, continuously, for 36 straight hours….
While “Normal” people would see the drips and humming as the signs of valuable protection against the catastrophic financial ruin of broken pipes and the need to sustain heat in the house so we don’t actually freeze to death….
I sit here with every “DRIP” and every minute of humming….and see Millions of little green dollar symbols all buzzing around the room…
I know that when the cold snap ends, and the faucets and heater get to take a rest, the dollar signs will all bolt for the door, never to be seen again….until I get the next utility bill. Then I will be sticking my head into the nearest oven as I beat myself silly for not doing the financially sensible thing which was to just go ahead and freeze to death damnit!
Colder today than yesterday. No School yesterday. School is in session today. Makes sense.
You know those annoying little advertisements that appear on the edges of almost every website you visit? You know, the ads that are supposed to be aimed at your particular demographic?….
When I was in my 30’s, I used to gets ads similar to this…..
“Sexy Ladies in your area want to meet YOU!!”
Now that I am well into my 40’s…..my ads have changed accordingly…….
“Sexy ladies in your area want to meet YOU!”
Something To Talk About
To the Divas: Kiss your two fingers and put up a deuces sign. Slip on your shades, twirl and walk off with your back turned. Give them something to talk about. Give them something to motivate you to keep being queen bech.
To the haters, ass-kissers, wannabees, and cock jokers kiss our toes and sink yourself in pity. Watch us Divas ride off into the sunset in the car you want, wearing the veil you want, and breaking the smile you wish you had. Envy us, try to duplicate us, viciously try to step in and take what’s ours…but sweetie…You will never be us. It takes a Diva to be us…if u want whats on my back then you are not a Diva.
Look1:
Hair: PIDIDDLE – Balloon Hair – Black
Shoes: *YS&YS* Cala Saona 2 BrownPyton
Skin:
Jumpskirt:
Bag:
Look2:
Hair: MIRAI .+*Inem*+.Strawberry&Wine [MS]
Shoes: !STC Dolly Dots Purple Shoes DSN GIFT
Skin:
Jumpskirt:
Wednesday, January 6, 2010
What's Bad for the Heart is Good for the Economy
It’s a well known fact that when women are upset, we shop. Purses would never reject you, cute tops do nothing but make you feel better about yourself, and even fat days don’t matter when you’re shopping for shoes. Granted, I am a borderline shopaholic, but I would also argue that what’s good for the heart is good for the economy. There’s so much incentive to look fabulous not only on dates, but in your general lounging and everyday clothes. Who knows who you’ll run into over the course of a day, or who your roommate might be bringing home to study with? Everyone who sees you should be green with jealousy that you are his, and trust me, it’s a small world, the word will get back to him. Possibly the greatest need for closet updating when you begin a relationship, and assuredly one of the most fun, is lingerie. Even if no one can see it, wearing a new lacy bra makes you feel sexy even under a sweatshirt. And the best part about new lingerie? You buy it for you, but it is definitely also a present for him.
This all brings me to what I was doing last evening on my way home from work. Today is Boyfriend’s birthday, and like a very bad girlfriend, all of the fuss over Christmas and new years made me forget to buy him anything. What’s a girl to do with a thinning wallet and the clock ticking away? Default: lingerie. It’s economical because I need it too, it’s relatively one stop shopping, it’s fast, and it’s….not cheap. shit. Agent Provocateur goodbye.
Dejectedly, I walked down Newbury pondering my new found gift dilemma until…what’s that? h&m sale! Normally I DESPISE h&m sales. The store is a disaster with clothes thrown everywhere, and even if there is a great find in there, it’s impossible to get to through all the clutter. But today, today the gods smiled upon me as I looked in the glowing windows to find….NEATLY HUNG CLOTHES! In I went. And let me tell you. AMAZING.
first of all h&m lingerie…surprisingly AWESOME and ridiculously cheap!
I got a black bustier($18) and matching garter belt($5) (both in black even though the picture is pink)
Also a pinstripe and lace bra with matching garter belt…each $5
…oh and then a perfectly cut black blazer and a floral chiffon top…both also for $5!!
Making out like a bandit at h&m I figured I could afford some thigh highs to match my new outfit and headed next door to Victoria’s Secret…also having a sale!!! Soooo glad I have an odd bra size because I also found
$32 for both pieces!!
you can see the rest of the Victoria’s Secret sale and shop online at www.victoriassecret.com
Ok, so maybe I got a little carried away beyond just a birthday outfit for Boyfriend, but he is a very lucky boy who is going to love it.
Finished off my impromptu shopping trip at guess ( www.guess.com–they’re giving an additional 25% of all sale items! I bought a lose fitting black top), and filene’s basement buying
for $40!!!
Moral of the story? Thank you baby jesus for giving us after christmas sales…and get your booty downtown and stimulate the economy!
Finding passion through food...
Thanks to my single status, crazy work schedule, and crippling mortgage payment (not complaining, really: I love the independence, but I hate having no fun money), my Saturday nights are usually spent at Dad’s house, doing laundry and watching movies with him and my step-mom. They’re always renting movies, and this past weekend they rented Julie and Julia, among others.
(Quick side rant here: the new Star Trek movie was among those rented, and I must say it’s disgusting that a sci-fi movie of all things had me crying in the first ten minutes — if you’ve seen it, you know what I’m talking about. However, the gag reel was quite enjoyable and had me rolling with laughter, so that made up for it. Zachary Quinto forgetting a line, and breaking character from the logical, serious Spock to gasping, “Oh my god!” in a valley-esque voice was so funny; not to mention Quinto and Chris Pine doing mock Irish accents. Fantastic stuff. Alright, rant over. Moving along…)
Julie and Julia is based on two true stories: that of Julia Child and her husband Paul, as well as blogger Julie Powell and her husband Eric. Each of the couples finds passion for life and for their respective partners through the delicious medium of food.
First of all — my god! — the food in this movie looks sinfully delicious. The moment the dish of tomato bruschetta popped on-screen, my mouth began to water. The bouef bourguignon looked delightful, and that enticing chocolate cake! *Drool* I’m dying to find and try some of these recipes. This movie makes me really want to learn how to cook well, not just the basic pretend cooking that I do for myself.
This movie recalled a sensation that I had not felt in a few years: a fundamental animal desire when fantastic food is teasing the senses. It’s incredible how sexy this movie is, simply because of the food. The two couples, when eating together, are sharing what is basically a physical, passionate experience. Seeing this, I remember when my ex used to come over and cook for me, and good lord was he a fantastic cook! He used to make this exquisite tortellini with a white wine reduction cream sauce, as well as a cheese-stuffed chicken topped with capers. I’m melting just thinking about it (that, and the Jamaican Jerk Chicken he made for my family just because he knew my father would enjoy it — incredible!). Even the first moments, when the diced onions were sauteeing in butter, would have me on weak knees. That scent traveled throughout the house and nearly killed me. Tasting it, though, with him putting a spoon to my lips, filled me with a desire that wasn’t simply for the food. Call me crazy but seriously, try it sometime: share some particularly flavorful food with someone you love and see if you don’t wind up in the bedroom shortly after.
Monday, January 4, 2010
New Year and New Stuff!
Well another year has passed, I hope you all had a great New Year! I have been working and tweaking the site to get it just right! Below are some screen shots of the improvements!
I updated the About/Warning page, Added a new page location, and another side About/Warning info-box.
You can rate the posts and the new theme is 45% faster to load!
As you can see these are small updates, but are quite handy! All previous posts will return on Tuesday. Another thing to remember is that comments are a great way to express what you are thinking! I love to read all your comments and like to have discussions.
Thank you for your support and comments!